Eurovirgins: I have with me today Nikki Sanderson who has been playing the part of Candice in Britain's long (too bloody long) running series "Coronation Street" which tries (and fails) to depict real life in Manchester. But now she is leaving. Tell me, Nikki, what was your favourite scene from Corrie?

Nikki: Definitely the bikini scene where I got most of my kit off. It was such a turn-on being almost naked in front of a zillion people.

E: Well, you certainly have the figure for it.

E: I noticed that you have done several bikini shoots since then.

N: It was okay, I suppose. But I'd rather show off a lot more.

E: Nude modelling?

N: You bet.

N: That's nice of you to say so. Are you ogling me?

E: Not me, Nikki. I'm gay. You can take off as much as you like and you'll be perfectly safe with me.

N: That's okay then. I didn't want this to be once of those interviews where it's a lame excuse for to get me laid.

E: So why don't you take your bikini off?

N: Promise not to look?

E: Okay

N: Are you sure you don't want to fuck me?

E: Why? Are you in the mood?

N: I just suddenly got wet and horny.

E: Well, I do have these two assistants. Sit on the sofa with them.

E: Which do you want first?     N: I'll take both at once, thank you.

E: Happy now?          N: God, yes.