"Cordelia," said Willow one day. "I'm worried about Buffy."
     "Buffy? What's wrong with Buffy?"
     "I am not sure. She just seems different, somehow. More provocative."
     "Don't worry, she's just growing up. Now that she has turned eighteen, it's normal for a girl to get more sexy."
     "Hmm, maybe you're right."
     "You don't seem convinced."
     "It's just that...."
     "Yes?"
     "If I didn't know her better, I could swear she is becoming straight."
    "That's not conclusive. I often go to school with no panties on."
     "Yes, Cordelia. But that's because you have a memory like a sieve. I occasionally go without panties. But only if I need a damn good licking out."
     "Perhaps that is what Buffy needs."
     "The difference with Buffy is that she only does it when she knows there are boys from school around."		      "Straight? Buffy? Hahaha, You have to be joking. Buffy is as bent as a four dollar note."
     "That's what I used to think. But now I am not so certain."
     "Ok, Willow, give me a clue."
     "Well, for one thing, she has stopped wearing underwear."

    "Willow, let me get this straight. You think that Buffy wants to get laid? I mean, she wants a MAN????"
     "It does seem to be the way the evidence is pointing."
     "My God, Buffy - straight. But what guy in his right mind would want to fuck a dyke?"
     "You'd be surprised. The idea turns on some guys. Have you never had one ask you out?"
     "Me? God, no."
     "You'd be surprised. I've had guys trying to chat me up."
     "You? the Wicked Witch of Sunnydale?"
     "I know that Xander fancies me when he's not fancying Buffy...or Dawn....or....."
     "You got to be kidding me."
     "Hey, I'm not that ugly, you know."
     "But, Willow, you got small boobs, skinny legs, tight ass - no guy is ever gonna want to fuck you."
     "Maybe, but Buffy is different. She has boobs, nice legs and an ass to die for."
     "Stop it, you're making me horny. Remember the last time she and I did a sixty-nine? I could have sucked her clitty for days."
     "But a guy wouldn't want to do that. You know guys - kiss, plug in, shag hard, cum all over the place, then back to watching football."
     "Perhaps you're right. No guy would want to fuck Buffy, would they?"